Thursday, February 26, 2009

Additional tips for your interview

DON'T tell the person interviewing you that your older brother can pull his lower lip under his chin.

DON"T mention you didn't wear clothes for longer than 30 minutes at a time, until you were 6, and on the way to kindergarden.

DON'T mention your emotional scars from skipping Third Grade

DON'T mention you used to wear your swim cap in the car on the way to a meet (for up to 2 hours in advance)

DON'T mention that your Dad has been suggesdting you go to law school since you were in Fifth Grade

DON'T mention your first stressful negotiation was when you talked you older sister from going out the second story window

And WHATEVER You DO

Don't mention your college roomate was Viva LasVegas! She gets Around!!

1 comment:

Waterblogged said...

Harhee harhee- those were some good ones!!!

Thanks for the tips!

Shugg B